I got shit to do
Me at Hogwarts:
- sorted into gryffindor
- walk up to fat lady portrait
- she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
- I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
- sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
*drunk in love playing in the background*
Woman crush every god damn day
What’s the biggest misconception people have about elephants?
Why not fall in love?
I love the language in articles about despooking horses.